"John Bolton is an asshole's asshole", who has been working for Fox News for the past 10 years. But he was under secretary of State for George W Bush, so at least he is experienced in working for incompetent fools.
Referring to Trump's hiring difficulties, Seth Meyers quipped "It's like asking someone to join the crew of the Titanic right after it has been hit by an iceberg."
Today is the day that Roberts, Ryan and McConnell meet to either invoke impeachment or the 25th Amendment and call Federal Marshals to drag Trump out the front door of the White House naked in chains off to Gitmo with no due process. We can deal with Pence later.
Trump is enraged at leakers who disclose secret phone calls to his BFF Putin, and then leak that he's angry!
Betty Bower's snappy comebacks to every argument by gun lovin' idiots and profiteers alike will stand you in good stead.
Trump is about as innocent as OJ hey Alan?
Republicans claim that firing Mueller would be 'the stupidest thing Trump could do' - as if that is a deterrent, and not business as usual.
Pence will not be reading Trump to sleep tonight with the number one best seller about gay bunny love!
So far it seems he did it just for the fun of it.
The ten top Republican ideals they are most proud of themselves with
Perhaps we have a date on when Fake News began. Well, after Matthew, Mark, Luke and John anyway, Rush Limbaugh 1993.
Trump entrusts Rudy Giuliani and Jared Kushner to provide Russians unfettered access to our Midterm elections.
"Crazy shit happens so fast in this presidency sometimes it feels like I'm binge watching it."
Secretary of State Rex Tillerson was on the toilet when he read the tweet informing him that he in fact, was canned.
Anything without a conservative bias is unAmerican, atheist socialism. You know, like the entire rest of the world.
John Oliver's release of a book about a gay bunny, much like Mike Pence's bunny book is the perfect F**k You Mike Pence!
After 14 months we are still in a state of ceaseless chaotic buffoonery.
There is only one answer to change the hearts and minds of the Fox News audience, mortal attrition
This may be a fake interview, but it is far more real than this grinning moron in lipstick and heels will ever be - and I do mean Betsy DeVos.
With the best appearance of Jeff Sessions by Kate McKinnon.
Have you ever noticed that the more Evangelical a person is the dumber they are?