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Parents smoking more weed than their kids, Stephen Colbert

Parents smoking more weed than their kids, Stephen Colbert“New studies show that middle-aged parents are more likely to smoke marijuana than their kids. Turn on, tune in, and crank up the NPR!” Stephen Colbert opines on the Devil’s weed.  Who could have seen that coming other than everyone who ever smoked weed? Especially in the now medical and recreational states where it costs more than kids can afford.

Speaking of which, I got new bluetooth hearing aids! So now I have NPR piped right into my brain. I am an All Things Considered dittohead. My kids will no longer have to suffer the seven note lead-in they have moaned about for 20 years in the car.

I do believe the downfall of legalization will be eatables and oils causing adults to become immovable objects and into the mouths of children.

For who can ever forget 1973’s Mad Dog’s Brownies? Damn Tom, you were suppose to use an ounce not a pound. A lesson we all learned well when about 15 of us piled into an RV to go to the Foghat concert and none making it out of the vehicle for the concert. Well except Andy, who crawled to a nearby phone booth to call his mom for help.  Yes PHONE BOOTHS! They were glass and silver and cost a quarter to make a call. A good place to smoke weed in public. Far better than a smelly portapotty. I wonder how many joints have been smoked in portapotties? Billions and billions…