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Pat Robertson: Angel Raping Sodomites bring end times

"Not one nation that has embraced homosexuality has survived."

I’m searching for the citation for that statement… It could take a while. Pat Robertson would be remiss if he did not issue a prediction of damnation each time we make strides toward human rights. The legalization of same-sex marriage in NYC caused Robertson to bring out the really, really ‘big guns.’

"We are sliding toward Sodom, where residents were willing to rape visiting angels!"

What the hey? Is there an angel so weak that it cannot resist the advances of an earthly Lothario? If the angel is ‘dressed provocatively’ it’s nobody’s fault but the winged one. On the other hand, Robertson may have been a young lad living outside the gates of Sodom, and remember this as if it were yesterday. Better safe than sorry, watch for evidence. Unusually large feathers in and around your ‘iffy’ neighbor’s garbage can could be a sign that the end is nigh.

RJ ADDS: Maybe the angel had it coming because it was the same one who later flew down to impregnate that young unmarried Jewish virgin from Nazareth. How old was the young virgin? Seems the angel was at least 1500 years old. Did the virgin give permission to be dorked by the angel? Or did she resist and scratch his eyes out? Did the angel ever pay any child support? Or take responsibility for his actions? Is the angel’s employer culpable? And where did Cain’s wife come from again? Oh, and how tall is Jesus?