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Paula Deen Dances with the Stars

Paul Deen poops her pants dancing with the starsSo many sheep so little time, but I suppose to begin with I noticed there were no nwords anywhere to be seen to upset her. Paula Deen also chose to forego her favorite antebellum slavery theme for a good looking country western kitchen meme. The pooping in her pants admission seemed to be her channeling Mayella Ewell in the courtroom scene of To Kill a Mockingbird accusing Tom Robertson of rape and “I aint goona say no more!” Paula wore a long dress to completely cover her footwork. She got 15 out of 30 but the panel said she was sure to do better next time when she was calm enough to not poop her pants.

I went into this video wondering why in the world would they have Paula Deen on such a big prime time show, but after actually watching it for the first time I realized the network was just trying to steal away the O’Reilly and Hannity audience from Fox News every Monday and Tuesday night. We deserve President Donald Trump. He is who we are.