Kick! Making Politics Fun

All aboard the crazy train! The Third Eagle of the Apocalypse just goes to prove that all of the quality people are on board with Romney and Ryan.   If William Tapley has slipped your mind, you may recall that he’s been quite worked up over phallic symbols – everywhere! Even the Denver Airport is built in a phallic design, as seen on a recent Anderson Cooper show.   Tapley (or the Third Eagle) has one revelation we weren’t aware of, nor is Mrs. Obama. The conspiracy theorist is dragging Obama out of the closet as the first gay American President. For a stalwart, hetrosexual American, Mr. Tapley spends a great deal of time pondering the phallic! We’ve withstood the Birthers, is it time for the ‘Outers’ to claim that Obama is our first Muslim, Kenyan, foreign born gay President?