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Plane Drops Load of Feces on Sweet Sixteen Party, Newscasters Rejoice

Plane Drops  Load of Feces on Sweet Sixteen Party, Newscasters Rejoice

An incontinent airplane made one Levittown, Pennsylvania girl’s Sweet Sixteen Party unforgettable for all the wrong reasons.  The party for Jacinda was underway in the back yard when a plane unleashed its belated payload of poo directly on party-goers.  There has been no explanation for the inconvenient s***storm , although the FAA has promised to look into it.
Let this be a lesson party planners, your tarp can never be too big.  Jacinda’s stepfather Joe Cambray would agree, as he personally caught some of the downfall, and can be seen hosing himself and the party site off.

Cambray described the horrifying vision to Fox 29 Philly:  “If a hundred birds flew over and went to the bathroom simultaneously, that’s what it would look like. ”

The party song-list might include “It’s My Party (and I’ll cry if I want to) and “You Dropped A Bomb On Me”   or a modified…’Don’t Let the Pun Go Down On Me”    That last stinker is forgivable because it’s my lame segue into the pun-fest local media has made of the story.  Local news can be dreary, so when  opportunity knocks – or falls from the sky, talking heads cannot resist the urge to make puns and bad jokes. One pundit excused the tired witticisms saying, “you have to have fun with it.”  Tell it to the guy with the hose, lady!