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Politically Correct Activists Petition to Stop Violence in MMA – Jimmy Kimmel

Politically Correct Activists Petition to Stop Violence in MMA - Jimmy Kimmel

Jimmy Kimmel’s pesky – but well-intentioned pair of politically correct activists Jack and Becky are determined to outlaw kicking and punching in the sport of MMA. We follow them to the Forum for UFC 199, where they approach fighters and fans with their reasonable petition to ban the violence and make MMA a much nicer sport. Presumably hair-pulling and slapping are verboten too, which leaves only name calling and hurting the opponent’s feelings remaining. If successful, Jack and Becky have pioneered a new area in which Donald Trump can peddle his expertise post-election.

The Mixed Martial Arts championship is scheduled for July 29th in Las Vegas, and while not all of the fighters are admitted ‘huggers’ Becky manages to negotiate with fighter Luke Rockhold, with explosive results!