Seth Meyers takes a closer look at Democrats, who are beginning to panic as the race tightens. Seth also peers at the craven cowards of the Republican party, who sheepishly admit they’ll vote for Trump – but he won’t respect them in the morning. It’s been a week of miracles. Trump’s faith in what he once called the rigged and crooked polls, has been restored – much like the level of the Trump family piggy bank, which is groaning after $10 million in campaign funds circled right back to papa.
With only six days left, some voters just aren’t feeling the love for one candidate or the other. Undecided voters often say the candidates are both bad, and they would be choosing the ‘lesser of the two evils.’ To help those people, Seth takes a moment to weigh the downside of both candidates for them.
Seth: “Do you pick someone who’s under investigation for using a private email server?
Or, do you pick someone who….called Mexicans rapists, said the President was born in Kenya, wants to ban an entire religion from entering the U.S.. mocked a disabled reporter, said John McCain wasn’t a war hero because he was captured, attacked the parents of a fallen soldier, bragged about committing sexual assault, was accused by 12 women of committing sexual assault – said some of those women weren’t attractive for him to sexually assault, said more countries should have nukes, said he would force the military to commit war crimes, said a judge was biased because his parents were Mexican, said women should be punished for having abortions (although he bragged to Howard Stern of forcing a former girlfriend to have one), incites the violence at his rallies, called global warming a hoax perpetrated by the Chinese, called for his opponent to be jailed, declared bankruptcy 6 times, bragged about not paying income tax, stiffed his contractors and employees, lost a billion dollars in one year, scammed his customers of a fake university, bought a 6 ft tall painting of himself with the money from his fake foundation, has a trial for fraud coming up in November, he insulted his opponent’s looks, insulted his opponent’s wife’s looks and bragged about grabbing women by the Pu**y…
HOW DO YOU CHOOSE?” The two are so very much alike, after all.