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President Frank Underwood fixes it, Stephen Colbert

frank underwoodHouse of Cards Frank Underwood can fix all our problems. Unlike George W Bush, President Underwood is not only stupid but corrupt as well. The perfect storm for getting things done.

Here in America we can all agree that we need to DO IT NOW. LET’S GET IT DONE NOW! HURRY UP! Shoot first think later. Less talk more action. Make my day. Get off my lawn. BOMB THEM EVERYWHERE. THE MORE GUNS THE BETTER. BEHEAD THEM BACK. EXECUTIONS WORK. CONVERT THEM OR KILL THEM. HURRY HURRY HURRY. Well after we check out Jennifer’s bare butt anyway.