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President Obama meets with smart people in Europe! Stephen Colbert

Obama in ItalyNow he has done it!  Not only traveling around Europe of all places – you know, where everyone lives a horrible socialist existence of health care for everyone and no guns – laughing it up in Italy with the new Pope Commie Francis, but organizing an Italian dinner with a bunch of enlightened smart FOREIGNERS! That’s three HIGH CRIMES right there.

Not to at mention at home playing pool, drinking beer and riding a bike in Martha’s Vineyard! Add three MISDEMEANORS to three HIGH CRIMES and we got SIX reasons for impeachment.

Here in Texas we have a big fight going on at the University of Texas in Austin. We have the Republican Rick Perry people trying to eliminate University research and paying teachers for advanced degrees. The same thing recently went on up in Pennsylvania under Republican control. Damn smart people. And what do these so called STUDIES and RESEARCH crap do?  Tell us about the reality of evolution, global warming, dirty coal…

Smart people got no reason
Smart people got no reason
Smart people got no reason
To live

They got great big brains
And little dicks
They run around
Acting like dickheads
They got their noses in the air
Lying through their teeth
With degrees on the wall
And sandals on their smarty pants feet

Well, I don’t want no smart people
Don’t want no smart people
Don’t want no smart people
`Round here