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President Obama Receives the Nobel Peace Prize, Wingnuts poop their pants

Wingnuts* are very upset that President Obama got a peace prize, peace is not a wingnut thing. Wingnuts are also very upset that President Obama bowed too low to Japan’s emperor, reaching out to Muslims in Cairo, closing Gitmo, calling for fair and public trials of terrorists in New York and of course apologizing for past wrongs American has on occasion perpetrated. As all wingnuts know, America does not make mistakes, as the Gestapo so well said, my country right or wrong. Looking back I remember who upset the wingnuts got when Bill Clinton apologized for slavery! It doesn’t get much worse than that for a wingnut.

The reason President Obama bowed low and speaks softly is to compensate for the past eight years of nasty swagger,  haughty superiority, poke a finger in  your eye foreign policy, laughing at the Geneva Convention, creating unnecessary killing fields and of course promoting torture as did George W. Bush did and and Dick Cheney still does.

* Wingnut – In 2009 the term became synonymous with the Tea Party Movement, but by the end of the year Tea Bagger Wingnuts have pretty much taken over the GOP and has now become synonymous with the Republican Party. Though they are somewhat remiss in that I hear there are still half a dozen moderate Republicans  at large in the House and Senate.

The Wingnuts or Tea Baggers have come up with a now very popular Purity Test for Republicans, the 10 commandments that if not followed require the RNC to withhold election funding. The Tea Baggers also are organizing a big Wingnut Rally on the Washington Mall next year before the 2010 elections to help insure they take back both the House and the Senate from the socialists.

These plans are set up because of what the Tea Bagger leadership explains is their profound success in the 23th Congressional District of New York where they managed to eliminate one of the last moderate Republican in the Northeast replacing her with one of their own. A great and grand success they say! Though what they did was get a liberal democrat elected to the district for the first time in 150 years, because their Tea Bagger Candidate Barney Fife was so incompetent that they would not even allow him to carry just the one bullet in his shirt pocket. It’s how wingnuts think when they bother thinking it all. What they do is react, and wingnut is just another word for what we used to call "reactionary".