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Presidential hopeful Texas Rick Perry spits in TSA eye

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In ‘Debunction Junction’ we find ourselves guessing about Jon Huntsman’s wild dirt bike ride, which just happens to be his major campaign video. Who can know the mind of a Republican Mormon rebel? 
Is it real, what does it all mean! 

In ‘Back Up That Butt Law" news: Is it true that Rick Perry – who wants ‘small government’ also wants to dictate that TSA agents cannot touch anyone’s naughty bits? In theory, you would still be limited to 3 ounces of contact lens solution, but on the bright side, you could hide a bomb in your ‘personal spaces’ as has already been done. What would be more crazy? Planes flying under those circumstances or not flying at all? Texas could become impossible to fly into or out of – a snazzy way of seceding without really trying!

Can you hear them in Pakistan? Go to Texas, put a bomb yer pants for a one flight for Allah.