President Obama and Vladimir Putin – who resembles Jimmy Fallon, visit the Dr. Phil Show to try and settle their differences. What an impact this will have on the United States, Russia and the rest of the world!
Fortunately it’s ‘Troubled Relationship’ Day on Dr. Phil. Phil is the relationship genius who – once discovered by Oprah, helped her to help him to realize his dreams, after he got her out of a whole lotta trouble with a herd of cattle farmers. That’s a troubled relationship!
It’s not as if Barack hasn’t been reaching out to Vlad. Typical for any player, Vlad feels ‘smothered’ by the attention…And Vlad is a playa. He’s also cruel, blocking Barack’s advances with slams about the Obamacare website that are enough to crack Barack’s famous self-control.
Watch what happens when wise Dr. Phil takes the two back to when they were little boys. After all, we’re all just the wounded child inside of us, and it’s no different for little Barry or Little Vladdie Poo Poo.
The results of this therapy are amazing! They discover that they’re both ‘Toys 4 Us’ Kids, in an emotional breakthrough. Maybe this could work for Congress…Er, maybe not. I forgot, that group has already regressed, but Dr. Phil wasn’t there. It would take bigger ‘guns’ than Phil. Perhaps Judge Judy and Byrd could sort ’em out! As Dr. Phil wisely says, “You can’t build a bridge with two hammers.”