Hey, I been hearing an awful lot of moaning and groaning lately from you white males about all the discrimination being heaped upon you. Being 32% of the population and having control of only 75% of middle management, 80% of the House of Representatives, 85% of the Senate, 99% of the Fortune 500 CEO’s and of course 100% of the Presidents and Vice Presidents in our history must be a real kick in the pants for y’all. And that doesn’t even address the fact that Black Americas have double the unemployment rate (quadruple the rate for young black males), half the average yearly income and one fourth the net worth of White Americans.
And now with Obamacare, there will be now be millions of little black kids getting health insurance, preventative health care and seeing doctors in offices rather than emergency rooms! OMG! Where will it end?
Not to worry! I have the answer to all your woes. Hop on down to your local western wear shop, plop down $50 for a nice pair of those boots with heavy duty pull straps on each side, and quite your yappin’ and your whinin’ and PULL!
Animal Ranch
Ten little piggies in a piggy pen bought a goat to work for them.
They gave that goat a kick and hit and made him live in the poop.
They screamed and hollered and called him names.
They wouldn’t let him play in their little piggy games.
Pigs were better than the goats for they were pink and wore no coats.
Ten piggies treated that goat like crap and pretty soon it hated back.
And now I hear who’s to blame, the guilt is equal it’s all the same.
Bullpoop