Bill O’Reilly has called for a “Holy War” to fight ISIS and Islamic extremism in the Middle East even though as you must have heard, none of this is about religion.
An O’Reilly ordained Christian Knight went out recruiting Crusaders since O’Reilly’s announcement in and about Washington DC with little luck. But luckily the CPAC convention was in full swing so he could easily build an army to fly to Syria later in the week. And he found ONE. He has a religious beard and buttons and everything!
Republicans had better start signing up fast, for as you have probably heard, Presidential Candidate and 7th Day Adventist intellectual Ben Carson has warned us that if the “Shiites and Sunni’s unite they will destroy America.”
The last crusades were organized and blessed by the Pope, so I am not too sure the present Pope Francis will go along with this, leaving it only to Tea Party Republicans from real areas of America.