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Red Sox Sweep Republican Colorado Rockies! Is God Dead?

The Boston Red Socks swept the Republican Colorado "Christian" Rockies in the 2007 World Series. It seems all the locker room prayers, the biweekly prayer meetings and searching player lockers for Playboys did not please God enough to answer their prayers. We would also assume that the locker rooms are also abortion and homo free. We would hate to consider that Jesus may be dead, so we can only assume the team displeased God in some other way. If it wasn’t lack of praying or pictures of boobs in the locker room what could it be?

God, who is suppose to be a loving God, was so displeased with Colorado Congressman and Presidential Candidate Tom Trancedo for being so consumed with kicking the crap out of poor Mexicans that He took it out on the entire state. A precursor that perhaps God has switched sides?