Animal shaming? Republican shaming? What about baby shaming? I have a year old baby running amok around here often enough. It seems the game is to push every button on everything to see what happens, if a tray slides out it's a big WIN and that button is forever embedded into the child's brain. When that wears thin it is off to play with electrical outlets, suck on wires, and put everything that will fit into her mouth.
Come here… Spit it out. Come on, spit it out… A Pepsi cap and two dog food nuggets. Leaves are good too!
Baby Shame Sign: “I pulled the cord until the laptop fell off the table on to the stone kitchen floor. I cried so it's okay.”