REPUBLICAN PARTY ADMISSION TEST
1. Can you say "my country right or wrong"? Yes No
2. Are you more or less intolerant than you think you are? More Less
3. How much do you hate sharing your stuff? A lot Very much
4. Do you whine about taxes every: 15 seconds 30 seconds 2 minutes
5. Check number of guns owned: a dozen a baker’s dozen Not enough
6. How many people would you enjoy shooting? 1 more than 1
7. Who do you hate most? Blacks Immigrants Gays Liberals
8. Hours a day spent hating above choice? 8 hrs 12 hrs 24 hrs
9. Would you kill anyone speaking ill of your mother? Probably Yes
10. Are you an Aggie? (If not sure check Yes) Yes No
11. What upsets you more? Nuclear-warfare Genocide Affirmative Action?
12. Check machinery you can operate: Revolver Pez can opener
13. What organizations are you a member of? VFW KKK NRA
14. What sports do you participate in? Shooting Shooting Shooting
15. Put these words in the correct order. God Race Country Family
16. Can you quote Readers Digest without feeling like an idiot? Yes No
17. Hours a day do you listen to Rush Limbaugh? 1 hr 2 hrs 3 hrs
18.Does this questionnaire phis you off? Yes No
Circle each answer and send a copy to:
RNC
310 First Street, SE
Washington, D.C. 20003
Please include copy of picture ID (you know why)