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Republicans and my Vagina, Lauren Mayer Song

Republicans, the last time someone showed this much interest in what I planned to do with my vagina they at least had the decency to buy me dinner first.

lauren mayer gop vaginasMy guess is that Republicans think more about sex than liberals actually have sex. Religion has come to be more about repressing sex than anything else, why is that? After all, what did Jesus have to say about sex other than don’t cheat in your marriage. Which in those times pretty much to the present exempted men.

I am coming to realize that most of those who agree with Republicans on most any policy do so not out of the malice intended, but out of ignorance. I think it was Homer Simpson who put it best, “Thinking too hard makes my brain hurt.”

Sure it is hard to fathom anything dumber than being against abortion while at the same time being against birth control. What is it that can scramble a brain to such a degree I wonder?

But the Pro Life end game is even more unsettling. That while screaming and screeching about the evil of big government, they fight tooth and nail for big government to put doctors, healthcare workers, and perhaps the women themselves in jail for performing, helping or having an abortion. After all it is “baby murdering” they tell us.

Does it ever occur to them that all this will accomplish is that women of even moderate means will be able to fly to Canada and back for an abortion in a day. While all the poor women, a preponderance of African Americans and Hispanic women, will be forced to come to term and have the rest of us pay for bringing up their children until they are 18 and then the cost of incarcerating a good share of them after they are 18. And more importantly, who the fk do they think they are making such decisions for someone else?

They say 50 million babies have been murdered since Roe V Wade. That would make over half of them now eligible to vote. The vast majority of which would be voting for Democrats, which would mean this issue would be mostly dead by now. Makes my brain hurt just thinking about it…