Rick Perry – The Governor of Texas has become the top fund raiser speaker for the GOP. Recently he got the crowd on their feet in California after Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger left them flat with his lies about global warming and advocating communist, socialized, government Marxist heath care. Perry’s popularity is not only his Soap Opera Doctor good looks but his lovable conservative zingers:
"I’ve heard Al Gore talk about man-made global warming so much that I’m starting to think that his mouth is the leading source of all that supposedly deadly carbon dioxide."
"Let’s make sure the Nancy Pelosi speakership is just an asterisk in the history of our country."
"We must move heaven and earth to make sure we never see another Clinton in the White."
"California is too important to allow a bankrupt, liberal political philosophy to dominate the direction of this state."
The Texas Roundup – Down here in Houston our angst against Hispanics (where their voting power is beginning to register only with Democrats) the fight is trying to get the taco lunch trucks off the streets by requiring a bathroom with running water within 500 feet. As they are already health inspected what could it really be about. Come on…
Dana Perino – The New White House Press Secretary is off to a stunning start! In response to questioning her boss’s veto of S-CHIP she said of funding it by taxing low income smokers, “It’s just completely irresponsible. Stop the madness on Capital Hill!”
My God woman, the veto is a direct kick in the pants to the white middle class, what are you people thinking?
The Shepard Act – Giving hate crime protection to gays and lesbians has been stalled by Republicans in congress and will not pass unless they can all get together on weekends and go cruising for transgender men and women to beat the crap out of.