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Rick Santellis wacky Tea Party to drink hundred dollar bills

CNBC’s ultra-conservative reporter Rick Santelli plans to throw the most expensive tea party ever!

In lieu of tea, Santelli and his madcap group The New American Tea Party plan to protest by putting a spin on the original Boston Tea Party by steeping hundred dollar bills, drinking the nasty -albeit expensive infusion, then letting
nature take its inevitable course. Says Santelli:

"I’ m going to drink it down and urinate it out! I plan to show that the stimulus money will be as effective at stimulating the economy as my urine will be to stimulate my lawn. Which is un-stimulating! It will kill my lawn!
And the stimulus will kill the economy!"

Couldn’t they at least use some of it for cookies or cakes?