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Ridiculist: Anderson Cooper DIY Polar Vortex Fashion News

Ridiculist: Anderson Cooper DIY Polar Vortex Fashion News Introduces 'SWANTS'

Anderson Cooper offers fashion aid and assistance to those who are shivering through the 2014 Polar Vortex.  As Cooper rightly observed, “Until now, when you wanted to keep warm but also look like a complete idiot, you had really only a few choices.” Our fashion guide then reviewed recent trends including ‘Pajama Jeans’ – which fool no one, and ‘The Snuggie.’I know AC is an honest man, because he admitted to owning a Snuggie. Millions have been sold, yet no one else has ever admitted to owning one. This man will always give you the painful truth.

Throw away your long johns. A revolution in cold weather dressing has arrived.  “SWANTS,” is a merging of ‘sweater’ and ‘pants’ because, as the designer says; “Your booty deserves to be as warm as your torso.”  This is the best part for you DIY folks – it’s free, and you can use a sweater you already own. Obviously, the more colorful the better.
Now just place your legs through your sweater arm holes,and stitch that puppy up. You’ll soon be stylin’ in toasty warm comfort. One word of warning. Do not yield to the temptation of ‘re-purposing’ a sweater which was recently gifted to you. You’ll never be able to explain why you’re wearing it on your toasty warm booty.