Ridiculist: Obama’s Denver Debate Performance Theory…Too High or Phallic Airport Layout?on October 6, 2012 at 5:00 am
Post-debate analysis reaches a new level of absurdity… literally. We still don’t know if Al Gore was sincere or joking when he stated that Barack Obama had not had time to adjust to the elevation in Denver prior to the debate. He did seem every bit as sincere as he did when he took credit for inventing the internet. Who knows with this guy?
One guy who is definitely not kidding has resurfaced, and may offer the most unique answer to Obama’s problems in Denver. You know him and love him as the ‘Third Eagle of the Apocalypse,’ and he has one answer for everything that is wrong with this world, and he sees it everywhere! When Glenn Beck was pointing out fascist symbols in all of the architecture in New York, Third Eagle was pointing to a different evil symbol entirely! Ridiculous you say – perhaps he suffers from penile phobia? Judge only after you give him another listen. What Obama didn’t know about the Denver Airport may have affected his er…Performance.