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The Rock, Funny Hercules Interview

THE ROCK interviewThe Rock is funny and a good sport!  Hear! Here!

Speaking of God(s) movies I just saw NOAH. The worst movie I ever saw. Not for the skewered religion of it, but because it was a dark, dingy, stupid movie that made no sense at all. As the family watched the comments defined it well.

When will it start raining?  Is it over yet? This is the end right? Where did those rock monsters come from? Where is Ham going? Is there really a bad guy hiding in the closet on the ark? Where are the animals? Is it over now?  This dark talky scene has been going on for an hour. Look,GOD combed his hair! Why does Noah have to kill the babies? Why is Mrs Noah so skinny, is she a French model?  It’s over now right?  How long is this movie? Yer kidding me! Is that in the Bible?