Ron Paul’s barking Rottweilers and heavy duty music score make for a serious ad. This is no-frills baybay! Conan O’Brien rightfully saw what was missing, and offers a new ad to Ron Paul, because what he’s offering us is Extreme No-Frills. The only way to cut a skrillion dollars is with a budget enema, and if it means cutting a few entitlements so be it.
We’ll soon learn to live without the power grid, hospitals, food stamps or the mail service…There won’t be any roads for them to drive on anyway. Federal agencies – gone! We saw how well it worked in ‘Mad Max.’ Every man, woman and child for themselves – so stick a sock in it America, and suck it up, it’s the Libertarian way! If this still sounds good to you, obviously you haven’t thought matters through. Your Twitter account – gone. Cell phone – not functioning. No more texts, Angry Birds or Facebook, this will be a restless country! And of course everyone will sport an orange Mohawk, have a machine gun fixed on the roof of their car and a crossbow embedded onto their arm.