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Ron Burgundy Top Ten Reasons, as Rand Paul

ron burgandyTop 10 reasons that don’t matter when Ron Burgundy is in town!

I need to plant a seed here. I have come across many people who do not know the who, what and where of Senator Rand Paul. He is an issue I have been on top of for several years but often find it hard to convince others of just what a Right-wing sniveling little snot he is.

“Oh he likes pot and hates the NSA and war so I like him!” I am often told by children who sometimes put their cell phones down long enough to talk to me.

Whooooaaaaa… He doesn’t like pot or people who do. Like his NSA and drone issue, he is using those  Libertarian policies only to attack President Obama and win over young people for his 2016 primary run. It’s not war he doesn’t like, he doesn’t like spending money OVER THERE ON THOSE PEOPLE no matter how or to whom or in what manner. And most importantly he is an Evangelical Christian Creationist who is rabidly Pro Life, anti gay and anti women. And his father is a lunatic.

Rand Paul is the Ron Burgundy of politics.