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Russians and Americans agree no Gay athletes on TV, the Onion

America and Russia don't like gaysNow there are a couple of NOT GAY dudes! In fact if they were black and had dreadlocks they would both be called THUGS.

Sure most Americans agree that they don’t want sissies in the MLB, NFL, NBA and most certainly not in the NHL. We other things in common with Russia, for any of you guys who have accidentally – or been forced – to fall into an adult website can tell you, Russians are now on par with Americans in do it yourself prom, which btw, has pretty much put the prom industry out of business.

But I must take issue with this overall premise, it is not Americans who don’t like gays, it is specifically Republicans and Christians. I would guess the big difference between us who much Russians like getting drunk on vodka and who Republicans / Christians like to get drunk on guns.