I’ve got yer War on Christmas, right here. Look! It’s Saint Ayn Rand. Just days after Christmas, she descends from above, – an act which kinda rules out the heaven is ‘up there’ theory.
Ayn’s admirer Rand Paul and his crew know just how to transform this country. It’s obvious to them that the poor and the unemployed are just too darned comfortable! That’s why the million and one half people whose jobless benefits will soon run out, are in luck, according to Rand Paul and Ayn Rand. With no more money or food stamps, they’ll be forced to magically get a job! It will be magical, as there are three times as many applicants as jobs – but stop with the negativity. Pull up those bootstraps and stop whining!
The “moochers” who still get food stamps, can prepare to give a little back…A little urine. The government will be needing a sample now and then. It’s an added indignity and expense, but it’s worth it. We have to make sure the “moochers”aren’t having fun while the government is giving them approximately $1.40 per meal. This is the party of small (minded) government you know.