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Santa Election, Race for the North Pole, Funnyordie

If you’re like me, I thought Santa was a ‘forever’ job, like being a Supreme Court Justice – and beyond. As it turns out, the political elections have impacted what used to be a civil contest run by some of the nicest people on the planet, now it’s dog eat dog, and trash-talking campaigns.

Who will win? Will it be Glenn Fondale, who says ‘Ho Ho NO!" Will it be Mack Henry, an angry man with big plans for Gumdrop Mountain. You know where you stand with motherly Katheen Heyward who is running on a Yuletide Values platform. It’s all sugar and spice unless ye ‘don we now our GAY apparel, fa la la la la. Oh, and the last guy, Burt Grumm who seems to want to have FUN, and eat cookies – Ho Ho Ho, and Away We Go! What kind of platform is that for such a serious position?