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Santorum: Financial security for you in two simple steps!

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The GOP clown car has given nearly everyone a ride in the front seat. With Newt’s certain expulsion, perhaps it’s time for Rick Santorum – but he needn’t buckle his safety belt. The gems that flow from Santorum’s mouth ensure that it will be a short ride.

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When you hear how easy Rick Santorum’s two-step program for wealth is, you’ll kick yourself for not thinking of it. Oh…Wait a minute, it’s likely you’ve already done that two-step. Obviously Rick thinks we haven’t been trying. If Santorum’s idea doesn’t appeal to you, listen to the good advice of other clueless Republicans, whose advice could only sound better if they had just breathed in a helium balloon before speaking. But sadly they will soon be getting back in their tiny car, red noses, big shoes and all.