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Seth Meyers – ‘Stupid’ Trump Lies to Trudeau, Cabinet Shuffle, Mueller Investigation Like a Porno

Seth takes a closer look at Trump insistently lying to Canada’s prime minister, which Trump later blamed on ignorance of the facts. Seth; ‘In fairness, “I lied because I’m so stupid” is the truest thing Trump has ever said.’

Mueller cranks up the Russia investigation, which Seth likens to a porno in real time. You’ve waited 20 minutes for the pizza, and we’d all like to just get to the good stuff, where Mueller slaps that bondage bracelet securely on Trump’s ankle.

Some credit the ever-changing personnel changes at the White House on Trump’s realization that he actually is the President. Oddly, we have a hard time believing it too. Trump, whose newfound confidence allows him to make bizarre and dizzying personnel changes, can be compared to the terror one feels when the velociraptors in Jurassic Park learn to open doors.

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