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Seuss,Sam i Am Make Fool of Palin, Jimmy Fallon Monolgue

Seuss,Sam i Am Make Fool of Palin, Jimmy Fallon Monolgue

Sarah Palin has had her say again with the torturous rendition of the Dr.Seuss classic ‘Green Eggs and Ham’ which held them spellbound (or napping) at CPAC last week…It’s difficult to discern between the two at ‘The Woodstock of the GOP.”  (not my title, BTW)
Can Sister Sarah have ever read a child to sleep?  Perhaps it’s more shrill now, but if she has always read like this, I suspect she may have awakened one from a coma…But to sleep – never. meow.
So many (Republican)  people have been ‘borrowing’ or ‘sampling’ from Seuss and ‘sam i am’ recently that it was Sam’s chance  to answer Palin back tonight, in the style and cadence of ‘Green Eggs and Ham.’
Sarah’s entire speech – or the standard brainless Obama slams is available here. The only ‘new’ material she added was to switch up the roles of the GOP and Democrats in terms of women, saying:

“Hey Democrats! It’s your leaders who are demeaning women,” Palin said. “Liberals seem to think the women of America are cheap dates.” Does anyone know WTF she means by that? Do you suppose she had an encounter with one man on a construction site, whom she presumed to be a Democrat?

Jimmy brings up two important laws, which I hope you’ll look into, especially if you live in California. See “Black Fish” for a revealing look at the treatment of killer whales at Sea World and other aquatic entertainment venues.

Now don’t pick on Rob Ford. So he didn’t know it was “Spring ahead, fall back” or  ‘Spring back and fall forward?” They all make sense if you say them often enough!