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Sexy CPAC Star Sarah Palin Chats With Joe Randazzo: Twitter Feed ONION

ONION sexy CPAC star Sarah Palin With Joe Randazzo: Twitter FeedSarah Palin is missed – by Joe Randazzo, but CPAC and Twitter will suffice until the “Sexy, color coded, bouffant wearing Yoda” is once again a daily household name. To that end, Sarah has been asked to speak at CPAC, drawing ire from some Republicans such as Matthew Dowd, former top aid for George W. Bush.  Dowd slammed CPAC  for including Palin, while skipping over Chris (Too Huggy For His Own Good) Christie.  Any self-respecting Republican Governor would have watched his state suffer, rather than show basic courtesy to President Obama.  See Jan Brewer for tips on the proper greeting of Democratic Presidents. Palin – who has been slipping into obscurity after FOX 'News' gave her the boot, (Yes FOX)  is pleased to join other notables such Allen West, Donald Trump and  the recently untouchable Mitt Romney as a featured speaker at the Republican CPAC  low-down, hoe-down.