Hey Gandalf! This is America, don’t be telling anyone what to do! We are exceptional, we don’t need to follow orders. Who do you think you are? Jesus? Well you do have long hair and are wearing a dress… And a sword. But where’s your assault rifle with the 100 round drum? Jesus loves the NRA. I hear Jesus in in the Tea Party too. Is Ted Cruz the Second Coming. Or the anti-Christ? Or just a nasty right-wing jerk?