Shot Well

Not long ago we were getting all day cable news on the search for a cop killer in Central Florida. Well, they got the guy, they really really got the guy. The news was that he had popped up out of the brush only a few feet away from the swat team, and though he raised one hand, he had the dead officer’s .45 in his other. He was shot and killed on the spot.

Autopsy: SWAT hit man 68 times Houston Chronicle – Lakeland Fla – Officers fired 110 round of ammunition at…
Polk County Sheriff Grady Judd said he was not concerned by the number of shots fired. “I suspect the only reason 110 rounds was all that was fired was that’s all the ammunition they had.” He said.

This is what I have come to believe is our most central American problem. In this case it is the profound joy Sheriff Judd found in sharing his profound vengeful violence with us all. From that pleasant quote, I find myself wondering had they 30,000 rounds whether coroners can do autopsies on wet spots.

Related to this sad state of affairs, it presents itself down here in Huntsville. In the shadow of the death chamber on an almost weekly since Cowboy George became Governor, very self professed Christians congregate to promote and delight in the execution of some poor soul. It is neither evolution in our schools, queers getting married, BJs or having enough Taliban in our soup that defiles us, but rather this dark streak of barbarianism which seems to have become embedded in our genetic code. We need more Mexicans to enter our gene pool up here, bus them in, and hurry before this clown in the White House begins WWIII.

It’s plain to see that since conservatives took control of all branches of our government,and the election process itself, we have added torture to the lexicon of our floundering reputation. Here seem to be the REAL five Traditional Christian American Family Values: Starting wars, executions, guns, Rottweillers and torture. I buy my gas at CITCO.