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SILLY Southern Evangelical Christian Republican Joe Barton

silly joe bartonSo… As I was saying… Whenever you see or hear some deeply sillyass crap, follow it back and you will find the words, Evangelical, Christian, Southern and Republican. It is like a law of nature.

So God murdering everyone on Earth except Noah and his family – with tens of millions of bodies of innocent men, women and children floating about in the rain – proves that global warming is a myth. With the kicker being that a kind and benevolent God murders everyone on Earth and covers the entire works with water some 5000 yeas ago is NOT A MYTH.  You see?  What sense is there even in trying to talk to these Evangelical Christian Republican Southerners?

“I would point out that if you’re a believer in in the Bible, one would have to say the Great Flood is an example of climate change and that certainly wasn’t because mankind had overdeveloped hydrocarbon energy.”

 

I would point out that if you’re a believer in in the Bible, one would have to say if you saw anyone working, even cooking, on the Sabbath you you should gather up your fiends and stone them to death.  I would also point out that if you’re a believer in in the Bible, one would have to say that if you hear voices in your head to murder your children you should obey without question like Abraham and Andrea Yates did. I would also point out that if you’re a believer in in the Bible, I could go on with this silly crap in it until doomsday. Which BTW is coming in your lifetime.  By seeds and guns.

Joe Barton is the best paid congressman by the fossil fuel lobby. He is also OUR chairman for the Energy Committee in the House, and still wages his personal war against those socialist unAmerican “squiggly light bulbs”. He spend most of the past few years being the top apologist for the PB oil spill in the Gulf of Mexico.