Siri and the suicide bomber, FOD

siri helps the terroristWell, getting older with the Grim Reaper coming up the road a bit faster than before, I am giving thought to sucking up to one God or another.  So if I choose Islam I get 72 virgins to play with forever? And if I choose Christian I get to sit at the feet of God and play a harp to sing his praises on a cloud for eternity.
Well no wonder Islam is the fastest growing religion in the world. SIGN ME UP!  On one hand I have to wonder if the virgins wear Fredericks of Hollywood or nothing at all? And on the other whether God’s feet smell worse than mine…