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SNL, 4th Quarter Jesus deserts Tim Tebow

Heavenly Update – Patriots crush Broncos! Jesus deserts Tim Tebow! Prayers go unanswered! Is God Dead?

The other kicker here is this exchange:

Jesus: The kicker is who wins the games, Sam Prater, I pray to you bother!

Prater: WOW! YOU pray to me? I didn’t know that!

Jesus: Yeah, ya know, that’s because I am not in every ones’ face about it [giving Tebow a jab].

But when you pray, go away by yourself, shut the door behind you, and
pray to your Father in private. Then your Father, who sees everything,
will reward you. Mathew 6:6

Premise #1 –  This is one of those JESUS ACTUALLY SAID things in scripture.
Premise #2 –  Jesus never said a word about gay men and women.
Conclusion –  Jesus is more upset about wearing religion on your sleeve than he does about homosexuality.
Secondary Conclusion – What Tim Tebow does Jesus finds more upsetting than what Dan Savage does. 

But… That means nothing to those involved because the entire point of the term FAITH BASED – it’s very definition and meaning – is to deny and defy logic.