Had I written this sketch…
Gaddaffi: "And yes yes, here I am in Heaven! A proper Muslim Heaven for Martyrs!"
[The camera pans out to show the entire male SNL cast doing Shake That Booty in Fredrick’s of Hollywood attire and big shoes – though the impact is lessened because sadly, there is no one home in that van down by the river]
Gaddaffi: "And yes yes, here I am in Heaven. But as you can see, so far the 72 virgins are not what Osama and I expected."