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SNL Chris Rock Monologue, Marathons and Terrorism

Whose the sponsor of the Freedom Tower?  Target?

snl chris rock monologueKind of like the stereotype of no African Americans in Haunted House horror movies. They aint going in there in the first place, yet alone up those damn stairs. Is a good stereotype, like African Americans too smart for haunted houses, a bad thing? I suppose so, it’s like basketball.

If I were a political cartoonist I would have sometime ago already have done a rendition on this theme. A picture of New York’s Freedom Tower with a big KICK ME sign taped the back of it.

Chris Rock also covers the materialism of Jesus’ birthday with a good one liner:

Aint no bling on Jesus

Chris Rock closes with the guns. That after speaking out against guns he received so many threats on his website that he realized he needed a gun. That’s a story I have been in almost daily now for most of 30 years now. I think it was 1986 when I got my first one on Fido Net.

I’m gonna put one between your eyes Twiksie.