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SNL Cold Open: Al Sharpton is Black

“They are only 12% of the population so who the Hell cares.” Charles Barkley’s pal Rush Limbaugh on African Americans

SNL Al Sharpton Cold OpenSpot on voice of Al Sharpton.  I know because I recently forced myself to watch four hour long segments of POLITICS NATION this week to see if I could figure out why white people hate him so very very much.

Well first off he is black. White people don’t like black people much anyway, especially those who make a fuss about race, and Al Sharpton is always making a fuss about something to do with race. Which makes him a racist.  Fighting against racism is just as racist as fighting for racism. Make it simple for the simple minded.

White people also peg Al Sharpton as having the most reviled job in America – a community organizer – oh the humanity. Like Jesse Jackson before him, and Martin Luther King Jr. before that, community organizers work with churches and no profits to speak out for the poorest Americans in the squalor of our inner cities. Reaching out to help with issues of poverty, health care, housing, justice and getting out the vote. I would guess it’s that getting out the vote thing – ACORN – that really upsets white people most.

Well ACORN was the biggest problem until recently when another community organizer, President Obama, helped those on the edge with getting health insurance. That is now the biggest horror for white people. Well that and letting millions of working Mexicans here keep working. Seems Blacks, Mexicans, Muslims and Al Sharpton are our biggest problems. What we need are more white cops with bigger guns and republican appointed grand juries.  Life and death politics is local.

Hemingway, I really could not find anything to witch about with Al Sharpton and Politics Nation. He sure is a lot more honest and kind than anyone at Fox News. His problem is he brings up issues and topics that white people don’t want to hear.

Speaking of Charlie Manson, he’s getting married! Love is a wonderful thing! But sadly enough, that Helter Skelter race war of his seems to be coming ever closer. Every time an African American stands up to an injustice, white people get angrier, hate them more and will crawl over flowing lava to go vote a Republican straight ticket.

But it is okay these days. Fox News, talk radio, the Tea Party and the RNC all patting them on the heads. We have to remember, not only is there billions of dollars in making a wholes feel good about themselves, it also portends growing political power as we saw in the last election. Sure they have a problem with the Senate and the White House every 4 years, but they got the House, the states AND THE COUNTIES all wrapped up for a long time to come.