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SNL Cold Open, Bernie won’t leave the bar, May 21 2016

SNL Cold Open, Bernie won't leave the bar, May 21 2016Bernie, go home, you’ve done your job, Hillary has moved to the left and with so many delegates you can also move the Democratic platform to the left, and if you succeed with both and Hillary wins, America will join the rest of the civilized world finding the sweet spot between capitalism and socialism.

President Trump? Gimmie a break. We are going to elect a fascist buffoon whose only claim to fame is porking hot chicks, selling his name and gold plating everything he sees? Come on.

But the polls! Gosh, it’s the same 33.3% of intolerant evangelicals, gun enthusiasts and racists that have been screwing up this country since… Hm… Since 1964.

In one of the biggest presidential blowouts of all time, LBJ beat Right-winger Barry Goldwater primarily because Americans did not want to give Goldwater access to the nuclear codes. And secondly African Americans got equal rights under the law, which caused the biggest shift in American politics since the Civil War. What would have happened had the Civil Rights Act and the Voting Rights Act happened before that election rather than after?