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SNL Cold Open: Obama does Sequester on YMCA, March 2 2013

snl Obama sequesterSNL has Obama bring the sequester home to not only YMCA but to horse meat packers as well.  The problem with Congress is they won't vote for anything that adversely affects Congress.  The Sequester should have stopped payment of their salaries. Or as Stephen Colbert said last week, drop a mad eboli monkey from the rafters.

I just heard that those 12% who think Congress is doing a good job are split between five groups of people. Those who said they recently came out of surgery, those who didn't understand the question, those who said it was  mistake, the eternal optimists and of course for the most part, those who hate Obama so much their ears bleed.

Living down here in Dumbutt Nation I know what that last issue is about. Having African Americans living down the street, having equal rights, or voting is bad enough, but when African Americans are in a position of authority to tell white people what to do, it goes way beyond the pale, it's what the guns are for. I guess the name for this is Racial Resentment.

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