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SNL Cold Open, Republicans for millennials, May 9 2015

Mike Huckabee for millennials SNL has DJ Cicely Strong introduce the Republican Presidential candidates to the conservative millennials who number in the tens of hundreds.

For any millennials sitting on the fence in all this because Rand Paul’s policy on marijuana, please understand that he is NOT for LEGALIZATION but reduced sentencing and believes it is a big mistake to smoke pot. Any Democrat running or intending to run for President is at least as pro pot as Rand Paul. So taking that away he is worse than most of the rest of the GOP clowns.

After another week of Dr Ben Carson showing the world how little he knows about most everything other than what makes people gay, it is now understood that he is dumber than Herman Cain and crazier that Alan Keyes, but in a softer way.

Mike Huckabee ran into serious trouble just a day out from his announcement having to defend himself from profits he makes selling bogus cancer cures to poor dumb people paying up to cheat death. His defense is whining “why’s everybody always picking on me,” rather than just being honest and explaining it’s no different than religion.

Carly Fiorina who drove HP into the ground, laid off 30,000 employees, got fired and has no understanding of foreign policy has become a joke and may need replacing. My guess is Marsha Blackburn may take up the Anti-Hillary GOP woman position.

Ted Cruz, the physical and intellectual incarnation of Joe McCarthy who incorporates every horrifying aspect of all the other clowns in the GOP car adding gasoline, gunpowder and ebola to it.

The big mistake that SNL and the media is making in all this is they are not putting Scott Walker in the clown car where he belongs. Though I have a feeling that once he gets on stage in a debate most people will realize we really don’t need a President with Down’s Syndrome, not that there is anything wrong with that.