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SNL COLD OPEN, Rudy Giuliani has horrible things to say

SNL Rudy Giuliani says horrible thingsFox News Gretchen Carlson explains that if a person prefixes a horrible thing to say by saying they are about to say a horrible thing, then it’s okay, though the process would require everything ever said on Fox News to be prefaced by first saying “this is a horrible thing to say.”

This is a pretty hard hit from SNL upon a fellow New Yorker, especially considering that what he said, that President does not love you or our country because he is not like the rest of us, is what all Republicans say in private many times a day.

You know while most of us go about our day thinking about a new car,  a nice butt on her or that rippling sixpack on that guy over there, Republicans think about how much the hate Obama. As we know that Ted Nugent happily admits that he gets an erection when killing animals with a full automatic machine gun, can we surmise that Republicans may come to orgasm emailing pictures of Watermelon One on the tarmac, bone in his nose witch doctor Obama, and of course the White House pickininney vegetable garden. And those are just the light weight ones I get them from my Scott Walker friends up in Northern Wississippi.