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SNL, Rush Limbaugh’s New Sponsors! Moist Books & Buttcrack balm

 As of Saturday Rush Limbaugh has lost 90 sponsors. In some markets there are pauses in the show up to 5 minutes long. But Rush is not worried, Rush says its like losing a couple french fries out of a bag of thousands.

Rush has new sponsors to replace the old ones!

Sherman’s Imitation Mayonnaise
Moist Books
Mosquito Breeders of America
Syrian Tourist Board
Butt Crack Balm
Depends for Racists
Loose Marshmallows

Have to leave the Kicker at the end for you…