“I was born the size of an Easter Ham and my Dad left,” or “Cows poop 16 times a day, catch up cows,” unattractive things unattractive women should never say where as attractive women can say anything they please and do well.
Which reminds of of a true story concerning the second guest, one dimensional girl, who I once dated.
Her name was Crystal, she wore granny glasses, long granny dresses with no waist and no makeup. She was a philosophy major. She would come into our local college bar on occasion only because she lived upstairs. In the four years I knew her she broke five hearts and caused two attempted suicides. Some were good friends of mine.
Eventually my turn came. Three weeks of the greatest sex from the most beautiful clothless woman of my life. Though my heart went mostly unbroken and I did not attempt suicide, I did lose my long term college girlfriend over the affair. They were roommates, so you know how that goes. The problem with Crystal was there was no communication, it was like talking to a… a… hmm… a philosophy major. My girlfriend was Phys-ed major and I majored in beer.