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SNL Weekend Update, March 7 2015

Weekend update cicily strongDr Ben Carson being a complete idiot aside, what about healthcare and these HMOS, why not just call them gay people?  Which reminds me of how much I miss Emily Litella.

In this one I took notice of the regional disconnect here with the running “Ben Carson is a complete idiot” joke.  Up in New York they think this will hurt Ben Carson when down here in Texas we know it can only help Ben Carson.

Kind of like the recent issue of armor piercing ammunition for AR15 assault rifles that the ATF is trying to ban.

Up in New York they think it’s Wayne LaPierre and Ted Nugent who are all upset about curtailing bullets that are intended only to kill those wearing body armor. Anyone wear body armor other than our troops and our police?  Those screaming bloody murder about this are both of the US Senators from Texas, the Governor of Texas, the Lt Governor of Texas, the Attorney General of Texas, the legislature of Texas and I would guess about 80% of the white people in Texas. So please don’t loose track of what the guns are for. It’s not just Negroes and Mexicans anymore…