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SNL Weekend Update: Matthew McConaughey ebonics

matthew mcconaughey snlEven Saturday Night Live must avoid the central issue in Matthew McConaughey’s Oscar acceptance speech. Thanking GOD first. I wonder if anyone else ever accepting an Oscar short changed those who helped them as Matthew McConaughey just did. But he did spend a lot of time thanking Matthew McConaughey and he is from Texas so little surprise there. We must consider ourselves lucky he didn’t pull out a gun and shoot something.

There is money and share in God these days. The blockbuster Bible TV series which has been edited now into a blockbuster movie. And another new blockbuster movie NOAH flatters God’s greatest genocide. I good lesson on how to keep your neighbors away from your stash.

This is much like political primaries in playing to the base and to Hell with the rest. I can think of not a few movies that would make millions just on titles alone. Shoot the Liberals! God hates everyone but Me.! Jesus Loves and Hates you. MSNBC in Hell. The Devil and Hillary.