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SNL Weekend Update, NO HOMOS in the Constitution

SNL, NO HOMOS ConstitutionThe Supreme Court will hear the Gay Marriage case in April and decide it in June, but how will the votes come down?

Of course it should be 9 to 0 as was Brown v Education to make an historic point for liberty, freedom, fairness and equal protection under the law. Oh and just being nice rather than being an a whole.

But of course it won’t. So the big question is whether it will be 7 to 2 or 6 to 3 depending on whether Alito will go with Slappy and Benito or not. I keep coming back to watching Alito at a Obama State of the Union speech where he shakes his head and mouths NO NO NO on a statement the President said on the horror shoe of the Citizen’s United decision.

Or am I being way to optimistic and it will be a purely Republican 5 to 4 decision?